[Verse 1: Penny Parker]
Day in, day out, everything's dark and grisly
Everyone's mean and depressed

[Hayley Stewart]
I just sit about and wallow in mis'ry
'cause misery's what I do best

[Penny Parker]
Oh yeah, you bet it
Putting on makeup to screaming and ire
Leaking through every wall

[Hayley Stewart]
I start to fantasize my one desire
Being the fairest of all
Y'know, being a princess with rainbows and magic and stuff

[Penny Parker]
But I won't get it

[Chorus: Hayley Stewart]
Big girls know that magic's fake
And you're not a little boy anymore

[Penny Parker]
So give up the goose chase
You miserable moose face

[Penny & Hayley Stewart]
And do your damn chores

[Penny Parker]
You've already got enough against ya

[Hayley Stewart]
Keep your head on straight, girl

[Penny Parker & Hayley Stewart]
Happiness and livin' life can wait, girl

[Penny Parker]
You'll never get anything done like this
If you keep singin' this song

[Penny Parker & Hayley Stewart]
There's no way you could be destined for greatness

[Hayley Stewart]
Please prove me wrong

[Penny Parker]
What was that?

[Hayley Stewart]
Oh, heh, nothin'
But hey

[Verse 2: Hayley Stewart]
Think of how great it would be if we lived in
A huge castle all to ourselves

[Penny Parker]
Dining and dancing with style and rhythm
Charming the townsfolk and elves
You must be dreaming
But yeah
Wielding a necklace with magical powers
Knighting the knights with my sword

[Hayley Stewart]
Looking fantastic for hours and hours
Being all loved and adored

[Penny Parker & Hayley Stewart]
We must be dreamin'

[Chorus: Hayley Stewart]
Big girls don't just run from life

[Penny Parker & Hayley Stewart]
We keep fightin' 'til there's nothin' to fight

[Penny Parker]
But takin' a breath now
There ain't as much left now
I guess, bein' a princess would be pretty tight

[Penny Parker & Hayley Stewart]
Too bad you could never ever have that
Keep your head on straight, girl
Happiness and livin' life can wait, girl
You'll just make yourself sadder and sadder
If you keep singin' this song
There's no way you could ever really matter

[Penny Parker]
Please prove me wrong

[Hayley Stewart]
You too, huh?

[Penny Parker]
Yeah

[Bridge: Hayley Stewart]
Mornings with croquet and crumpets

[Penny Parker]
Lunchtime with biscuits and tea

[Hayley Stewart]
Trumpeters playing their trumpets
Just for me

[Penny Parker]
Just for me

[Hayley Stewart]
Living each day at our finest

[Penny Parker]
And stopping to smell every rose

[Hayley Stewart]
Everyone chirping "your highness"

[Penny Parker]
There I go

[Hayley Stewart]
There I go

[Outro: Penny Parker & Hayley Stewart]
You don't even make twelve bucks an hour
Keep your head on straight, girl
Happiness and livin' life can wait, girl
You can be a princess when you're sleepin'
So just stop singin' this song
Nobody's ever answerin' your weepin'
Please prove me wrong